starbusters:

greelin:

raccoons and their… little hands

Originally posted by lilyluvsj

herochan:

Deadpool… Love You to Pieces

Created by Marco D’Alfonso || Tumblr

excuseyoukyofu:

Why is no one taking about the best pun in all of Bobs Burgers

lapvslazuli:

silvernis:

samwellhaus:

knightofthestars:

so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering

Parent: why do you never come to me for help

(two days later)

Me: I need help with something

Parent: CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY WHY CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING BY YOURSELF GOD YOU’RE SO-

Me: never mind

And don’t forget the You Can Tell Me Anything (Except Things I Don’t Want to Hear)™.

Bonus round of You Can Tell Me Anything (But If I Don’t Like It You’re In Big Trouble Even If You’re Asking For Help)

glitterweave:

me @ 5pm

bace-jeleren:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

sexhaver:

we’re all going to die

There’s no way this isn’t edited…

OH MY GOD ITS REAL

We’re in the bad end timeline, folks

balljabi:

Males who dont know how to cook or clean piss me off. Their parents piss me off. Their whole ancestry line pisses me off.

bmwiid:

danisontnonfire:

allodiscourse:

anyone else really happy they got over their “i hate the color pink” phase

Why were we all so extra

Internalised misogyny

zoekravitzgirlfriend:

banner hung on the statue of liberty this afternoon by activists

nick-avallone:

my goal in life is to be my own sugar daddy